一段意大利英语……1 e5 N/ }# P$ V- N' v
大学时候老师还在课堂放过的,今天突然想起了,放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]
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% b2 P) O* [1 |1 c; ?4 J) QOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
. h6 ?) {3 d0 _" q" fmy plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you ) G0 }& a; \& g1 ~
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!! - j( K/ V) W. ]- m
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
- {" I: v W- V" Nme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
2 f e: z) y' Q# G$ atella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand
6 d, d2 u4 d6 |me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch."
9 C: T# v8 T! I8 R. gSo I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
: P8 n1 H6 o# |% }# BGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on & |( h, o/ ~% _2 V, o: l
my bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
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I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |