一段意大利英语……
1 @# L8 f$ C3 r, @9 v- B1 p大学时候老师还在课堂放过的，今天突然想起了，放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]+ ]2 w& x( B0 i5 W. {5 C
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4 z4 h2 d( M5 Y9 Q6 eOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on 4 M9 s% v& s, e" |6 h5 e6 k
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
2 ^) J7 @# A) u0 ~' r; ssonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
6 R. ~7 O {$ w. H, d( bLater I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
5 B) a! j5 M5 e' ?2 ]# ~me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
2 h+ x1 k- A( w1 H( n* ktella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand
6 I0 @7 ^& W) i. }me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch." & Z H/ X5 b# z0 {. g @5 n
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
. J9 g& @0 V+ i PGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on & P; \8 j6 T2 c7 O4 {3 D7 P
my bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
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2 C! [* k3 O) o0 ]1 aI go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |
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