一段意大利英语……
" i$ Z4 m' D6 \" d( [0 Q大学时候老师还在课堂放过的，今天突然想起了，放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]
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" A: Q) [) h; k9 r: oOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
2 X) U0 |6 p6 [7 Cmy plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you % y' t1 t3 Q: X& t- f6 P; E x3 F
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
% F2 I# m l) e( }5 d& s. U) f5 f2 BLater I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
" p7 Y* t0 q' H9 t4 Fme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she ( q# E% {, H0 C7 {
tella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand / ~4 S. g2 x: i# Z$ R7 E0 H
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch." 3 X _, F2 J; `7 b$ A% G* V
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
7 P! o5 Z- U4 i0 b4 _- [/ WGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on ; m I4 W# W2 c3 x0 H
my bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
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I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |
发表于 2006-9-3 17:11
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