一段意大利英语……
5 b4 p4 C3 i7 b大学时候老师还在课堂放过的,今天突然想起了,放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]
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5 z* y) f3 p2 h* K7 V& c) F2 R. i* X$ X: VOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on & j8 N& p7 F6 D6 i: ~& ]
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you Z8 m7 C* M" o1 v
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
6 c" N3 L' [4 l4 i; o* {Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
, F' S! t8 X: L: @2 Lme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she ( G% [6 N: m# j! y _8 V* H
tella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand
. x8 I1 [" w, j: zme...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch."
/ V, _! w( i7 o7 s" [. x" ~8 MSo I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
; D4 l/ I1 ?9 ^Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on # W: Z/ a' K- z4 i) \8 J& n
my bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
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- I) S B; |7 B; }- g% v7 E: NI go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |