美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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9 p) _3 d7 @' O听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

6 N# j9 M* ~) [% f7 {I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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+ o2 ]5 N* d9 Z9 r7 L3 m4 x8 k3 ], MThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

' I! E7 I2 s9 |2 {' y5 g) S! @你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.
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; y6 r$ x8 s) }4 N2 R  X你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

# [( B( w+ f) }' P人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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  o( `, A! S, vYou killed my favorite.
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  {( w6 |: B) V, b+ z3 o我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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0 s& x2 d# P5 `2 U, L你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

3 q8 j+ g. x/ F$ ?5 r; lYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

$ X+ D, f% z- d  ]4 W: o- _( j" A你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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1 g1 @0 u* C" s' R' l我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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4 P( M/ a* S) |* I想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

/ w2 V1 b+ Q) R* S! o) t9 g4 IIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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# N0 \, J4 y! h1 I7 ?你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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