美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

$ H2 k5 _; j( b; {6 z( L% OI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

4 J' ~1 q1 N' b& r) }: h% R: XThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

. a6 s1 f* n" ~' G3 A( `- o你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.
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  p. Z5 y* k! e, r5 e) E* t你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

3 d  Y. M. D; w4 D# p. `1 u如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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! c/ B( J. q+ h8 zThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
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0 v7 J6 Z6 b* I# Y+ p我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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3 O" k" n, V2 w/ y; s6 ^' b: J" pIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

9 f. N/ I- n" E$ P  I" J" C6 e你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

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" t1 R* }1 n& @- O. l& B% I$ |- pI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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* I, x6 z# V' v' W6 s! D( ?+ P你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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& x7 X+ _2 F9 }' XImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

3 L5 ^1 d) c5 x, {你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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