美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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; L) c2 R# `5 i2 F( tIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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& R' d% x; e# l听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

" D( m2 H4 D; j* i- Z3 P5 hI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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' T* n, a4 ^: x3 f  t: {8 A如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

7 j% s; N( T3 h$ K! v4 a; K' s5 X1 V你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

0 s; Z! S, c) o$ n" G" ?如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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6 N: Z7 W" L. h$ y% nThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
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  M7 I6 a4 u- }: C4 R3 Q6 G# `我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

9 Y/ ]$ t' Y' b: s! @2 JYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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1 h  i8 v1 Q! p1 a6 E& @- M你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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  a( ?6 M2 `* t0 v' @+ C7 [. xI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

7 r. z. ]5 X1 _% G7 |5 pImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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( r2 ~* M8 V  a1 A$ h; `想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

; C0 C1 C) v, R2 U+ ZIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

: {$ o( G3 M( s: g- L你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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