一段意大利英语……
) G/ f- V- x8 K& k' S& V大学时候老师还在课堂放过的,今天突然想起了,放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]
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- I/ Z6 | K. QOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on . {. d0 B1 S+ i/ Q! N
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
; X4 K8 \3 y3 C2 q) P" d5 p' d( wsonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
8 w7 O& h2 x- e q# d+ `0 MLater I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings ' a) {9 A; A+ k/ e
me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she 7 j7 `' B8 m5 u! r/ w0 ^1 J
tella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand " `7 b4 L9 c- G& }
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch." / g2 ~8 |7 \3 t( w" J& @" @
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
1 W4 r. F0 m3 U7 Z I2 u2 `0 YGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
; [$ [# t8 D6 @& u& [7 qmy bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch". , L) `3 W* j! ]
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I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |