标题: 英文已如此搞笑，翻译却更加残暴 [打印本页] 作者: winne007 时间: 2011-4-5 19:49 标题: 英文已如此搞笑，翻译却更加残暴 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a : P( s0 o, Y( f0 F) e* q. l2 I; F
bike and asked for forgiveness.4 R3 B$ W3 E8 c
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一 ( V+ N, D. @; {! N辆然后求上帝宽恕。/ @, D1 a8 _/ X; d9 N" O, M
4 y! Z$ x( L7 B2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming a 9 l& X. E; w& F1 c/ ^0 Ond yelling like the passengers in his car.: [' Y6 E# w" Z" U9 e
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一( ^/ ?. A8 y! F. ]
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, d I, P9 Z b3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you# F+ r4 e+ W; X: T$ l8 t1 T
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你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你 7 {5 z* `) {& Y- o. E# S3 H 0 _- m% }, U7 @) j9 K$ V; [/ Y1 W* ^6 Q
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.& ]; y- L. f) ~; y5 L
直译：在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。, K; i( G1 I. o- \, ^
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意译a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。 % k- T/ \1 I0 `$ U3 \8 w7 P# S }) \( I. n5 w5 m
意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。- t& Q. L+ G* Y1 m7 V/ L
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5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... 8 F& h3 I, Y6 aa. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛，那是你操错洞...% X8 N' ?' F4 ]2 }
( _1 }/ ?0 I9 k0 m! n! q6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.: L9 S# [" J9 S% L0 N
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a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！5 \% Q; p5 z8 q, {/ f3 D
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$ e( G! b7 D# ^+ T% Z) S, v. D7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 7 v9 Y5 Q3 N1 L# f在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.) g' A% Q9 B1 }
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8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd 8 \0 Q7 w: N( {% b6 `0 ^- c9 h
better have a good hand. * A) B' {% e3 J6 AXXOO就象打桥牌。 如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。' t0 g8 N' V- K/ |
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9、 Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you ca1 M* ~; n) |2 _5 u2 U% [: I
n't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. . r0 a$ {) m4 r+ |4 ?1 _有些人就像 Slinkies （弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去 % m1 o" |% R3 I. O$ R% ~, X还是很有喜感。 # z/ g( ~7 E( c+ c, g, O 3 }* l8 `# K2 u$ E10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be chan P2 R4 v, s$ b1 p
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政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏 p, S& A3 F4 e6 Z
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0 h% G6 y8 R1 @8 j3 K11、War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 8 e: S4 E! ~/ ~3 |) D, v6 @战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。 7 h& J9 d! W5 }6 p7 V& q! f/ s, V0 M- n: I5 ^# h
12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship' i8 y% q$ r! ]
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a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的。但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的！8 m: z6 Z9 } G+ l5 p5 e/ T( ^. Z
1 M! d/ S3 d: }+ i t' vb. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情；男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。7 b& X4 C# M1 Y$ b
! A- x) K, C7 g" o8 M13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.# |$ {4 p$ E% F p/ `* e
我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。 + U1 m4 E# ]1 P. x* C( o* @" G* r8 W" m4 g1 w! X
14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erectio1 _4 g2 f' y1 a. ~- w/ M8 U6 P0 K4 t
n, make him a sandwich. + v* c( E. I8 R$ r- T% @男人就两种状态：饿 和 性饥渴。 要是他不硬，就给他个三明治！ 6 a; }- ^! l; ?9 u; ?7 k; O & O+ D# p. f6 J+ S15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright unt " O* k# s! s' i" t4 Kil you hear them speak. 5 G7 A* {1 q5 g- R+ \ D! ]光总是比声音跑的快点....这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B...) E4 U9 Y( h6 E' Q& d: q: r
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16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. 1 z, z% H4 f4 v' W( R我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。 9 o! U7 e" o7 Y- w4 R, R/ F* q& h3 g+ S2 u
17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. * ^. k A4 j! ]- u* F- a% Y, c) R曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。% Z& Y5 m: C0 A& ]0 k
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18、If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payment , O$ E- N- N( K ?8 t4 gs. 4 ?: w. r0 i: ~3 S% Q b0 r3 ^你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~ 0 L6 W# u" b' v- ^ x$ { Z* N1 P$ P( f
19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ; H6 z2 R9 B* C- T0 a* ]XXOO并不是结论而是个问题...爽不爽才是答案...% t' @ C3 q/ b
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tell you why it isn't. : \7 h; e: o/ \( Q/ [- i5 Z, a晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你你为什么好不了。 % O9 |# _" Z8 V- L1 Q4 C" R) r9 G" Y& Z2 x) }& E6 A
21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole ; I# m% k* U7 h# f% j) a7 kbox to start a campfire?7 l. d/ V( L, ]: Y: W' F' U; ?' ^8 n
直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事！ / O2 b( @" @4 c意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科1 v9 y4 i0 z5 e
( D) z6 \5 X/ q. H( K9 H! ], T22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoy 4 f( m8 G+ Y- }* J) zs it? Z0 X3 j" g5 n0 \0 S. W2 Q如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事？很享受吗？% E) B# Q" G: X' ]; V5 ]2 x
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uit salad. 5 P9 V1 a& Y' W9 c) b0 P直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。 ! G( i: Q1 P0 j5 K4 Y+ N- W: Q4 w7 L意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个 * U1 K; n6 }0 d' g1 N% O- G篮子。$ K, t" U: R" F/ d, k6 {
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧的猫扑告诉你这终还是男女有别~ {: o" { |; Y
[0 h! c) H4 L$ Z) y& y# M/ T3 f. L$ i24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.) K" e: l! \0 t8 [5 E! `) H
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！ 1 ?3 Y1 q1 J3 y* K# h4 C& _$ f+ \6 q
25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the ; ]2 B4 h' x$ i. }9 j0 \same night.& W7 m$ ?3 g3 W3 T+ S
无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和通便灵。1 r! S3 Z: ~" d# E) l
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26、I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian - e: W' p# f2 f6 y! {( v" P s& n0 V老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。 0 N! I ~# n2 x% r + Q: [5 ?( v3 O0 o8 t27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops 6 v! ~2 d4 ]8 @8 z( f) N" l% D. `! o. On my desk, I have a work station..- c! b3 A! y/ a/ Q9 [# k7 L
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站… 9 [" y$ v+ T9 L9 u% |1 i1 N3 S/ g1 B) U) O- h* b# v0 x
28、If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.# N3 H4 ^- e6 X' L
要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。7 R7 b5 m7 G3 b6 }, m) p
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, [3 j# N/ o5 Z. J o9 s- I5 ~30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxin / O ?& y6 o! R+ u3 O: {+ Qg. 0 c% |/ Z2 w6 T+ n* D/ Sa. 下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！ * I& b# J6 v9 R; H, Q/ `b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散！ : Y2 |6 C, Q) y) x+ z# |' n4 o1 ]% m- q
31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implan $ P; d6 \9 M3 ?5 ~ Ats?" ) {7 a7 _+ r- j/ |瞅见个姐姐，胸前衣服上写着“Guess”...俺就问了一句：“...隆过？”; ^" Z/ {+ Z4 ]' ~0 a/ L" Q% f
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32、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk# m" e ^3 H# l+ { B
and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut- + L: G! w, h3 {/ x: sup. 5 Q% d" x: d( { \( q孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。 , k: U1 u( d" B8 m" ~1 W: I) @5 P6 y* e
33、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, bu 5 b( i1 S2 T5 s% `* Nt check when you say the paint is wet? 4 ^/ Q! M! T3 T3 F) a为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑，却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”？ q" u5 k9 @4 x
/ t: f/ r9 ^/ D& Y/ N34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove al% o6 M) g. ^ H& X- ^
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a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜，也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。 . N/ t4 T9 q1 C, _; U/ Y. yb. 越解释越SB，不说话最NB。 ( A$ B0 ~+ y5 {1 r E' i+ Jc. 剽悍的人生不需要解释6 Z: q6 i9 N9 O2 ]/ p2 R
d. 猫扑里德话说就是：宁可闭口被人当SB，也不张口解释所有疑。2 b7 L8 w j8 a$ {" `1 }6 P" j
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35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don' / e. |9 Z9 J+ s8 y, F& e" mt need it. : e# s! z: s/ T% D, {4 X. c银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方+ u) e+ [9 u5 i
; |8 a* C# t& G% I36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.2 q6 |0 Z3 X) @' d0 R, ^
a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在这么做。 1 a2 r8 V# c3 f2 t* Q6 f# S ! c/ N9 k4 w' lb. 你有什么不开心的？说出来给大家开心开心。! X( m* i; j& U/ ]" V7 s
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37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! $ r& j9 w) N& l% M; ea. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天，但那些话真TM有用！ 5 k5 s9 k" ^8 I意译：我幻想的低吟不一定是真的，但足够让我意淫0 u0 @8 y* x/ ^$ G6 D' v; K
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a. 无愧于心哈？记性不好吧？8 e5 [1 S/ \$ U1 \8 `& n& |- d) _2 F
意译b： 自从那次在人妖身边醒来，每次去夜店我都提醒自己“一定要戴眼镜……” 7 ]: x; }& R! \5 R3 xc. 意识清醒了，意味着不堪回首了。 / _& ~" X; X( V8 V) a9 y* [5 \) [5 h, A/ ]7 l: _
39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. : |* Z) W$ G& ga. 所谓的好姑娘，咳！就是还没被群众抓到的JP女····· + |; [, O0 Q7 k; |) H; _b. 想立牌坊就得会装 9 n2 v2 T3 T: O$ r o+ V+ Z/ C 7 n* ^9 f& T5 U( S7 ^7 V40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. V3 w0 C8 U6 h7 ^
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3 Q! K' `) X! q/ D; i9 E41、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with : A5 Q% @& M) y# xa bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. % ^3 F: L) w% D( K如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等( ]; O a. _2 Y9 p9 C
。 `% H# g& i" C/ f7 N* B! R, Z* R3 q % V8 d8 [, p3 L* }1 f( h7 z2 V' T42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.% a6 N- o/ _1 D& j
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。 * y7 s$ G3 Z/ p( n0 d0 n . A* ?- [ Q. X {7 R# c43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad gi8 d( ? p6 Q3 f ~2 F! x |) x
rls live. 0 q% V" p( C* W; A# s6 |圣诞老人当然美，他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊！ 6 g& w$ Q7 s5 O 2 @* z$ B/ }+ |, Y44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is resear. N5 @$ t7 a- ` a1 O9 b9 D
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剽窃一个人的叫剽窃，剽窃许多人的叫研究。 * J1 z, A: S, o& W/ ~意译：窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。$ x* S# C$ c, d/ N; ?" Z
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45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. / d, C' N9 H* \2 N; g& n3 _$ Q9 L) O有些人一来大家就开心了；有些人一走大家就开心了。.4 d$ E9 W7 e$ c. G A) g, t
' X& M4 N3 Z, A8 d8 r46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a + E; h/ F& g4 }8 D5 sgreat white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. O. j! \. o5 A7 [. Z# F我发现，我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时，我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨 , X0 x3 U; Z7 P0 z$ G叫声是一样滴。7 b7 H0 f I) K0 f& u3 l
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直译：你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人，肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。 ' W3 I; @2 ^" I6 T" ~: O: ~& P3 u. V意译：灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。0 Q* ]* c& i. O% y. V
: ]4 u/ t% G% [48、I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. " F; u6 U+ n" p2 _. P我可没怨你！我是在谴责你！ 5 G, w( P# t; X8 ` n' e & x" K G, _9 N, A2 t49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergenc ) l( m9 K, ~/ J' q sy, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?% y4 u" V f. F$ E/ H5 {* O5 p
当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系：” 我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什 ) P+ {7 q" B1 ]+ _么忙？！ 7 A9 s; d5 C& S5 {+ h8 Y) Y3 k! ~, ~- R7 _
50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many. * A) I. V8 V' C% x3 m上帝一定倍儿爱SB，不然他造这么多！！！！！！！ 7 `4 f/ ~8 r4 l- N作者: winter3d 时间: 2011-4-5 20:52
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第49个，没看懂作者: naptid 时间: 2011-4-5 21:05
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2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming a. B" h4 Z+ E( k U& N
nd yelling like the passengers in his car. ' S, w& G& x8 B! n我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一 % R, u, N& m, J; P% l样死法啊！ $ u& }& ~1 t2 v我希望像爷爷那样，死时能在睡梦中安详离去，千万别像他开的车上那些乘客，发出杀猪般的惨叫……(原译句可能生歧义) 3 G2 D T6 ]2 |( Z4 T! O' C' m1 A/ C$ f& ]- ]9 P- F
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a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！ 7 f. l0 U$ ]7 q: {" T$ z先来的小鸟有虫掏，后到的老鼠得奶酪（更押韵）; [0 m3 W8 k4 j
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XXOO就象打桥牌。 如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。 i1 R0 V u( m XXOO就象打桥牌。如果搭档不帮忙，只好靠自己的手帮忙了。" I n6 _" E. |- X1 u2 N
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n't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. ; q7 |" Q( Y5 ~) l有些人就像 Slinkies （弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去: ~- Y- g7 E [
还是很有喜感。2 H5 w# m: T9 N; f7 U* ?- d( {8 ? 某些人就像“机灵鬼”玩具，啥优点没有，但看到他们在楼梯上滚下来还是蛮开心的。- Z& H& g9 u7 c6 p$ U) Y4 ?) |
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政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏 , U q$ F4 O5 z" R, h了！！ 2 t9 S$ G- ~* y3 S. b: X7 X政客和纸尿布有个共同点：都应该经常替换，连替换的理由也一样 6 F6 C6 ?' i0 r Q; M* z3 J d 2 @" ]0 c/ o2 {6 o: G7 B9 O14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erectio; F: b8 r* t4 G y: e- A5 w& z9 `
n, make him a sandwich. 1 B. @$ i* ?% @男人就两种状态：饿 和 性饥渴。 要是他不硬，就给他个三明治！ 6 b7 i+ K$ C8 ?8 k男人就两种状态：饥饿和饥渴。 如果他硬不起来，就给他做个三明治吧。 % t, ? ?" F u3 P/ d) M% Q 0 F$ m: X7 n/ m16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. ) q! w F3 a! R. |% S7 l我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。 $ u- h3 w8 ]" `- |( y1 }每次我妈骂我“狗娘养的”，都没发现内中蕴含的笑点。 4 O( z. X6 f) B% Q $ t5 Y& d* h2 \5 Q17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ( }& V& ]0 L9 n* k! c8 m曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。 * D9 ]7 y+ r/ w# W" H9 Z$ A曾以为自己想要一份事业，其实真正在乎的只是那份薪水。+ C1 Y9 L$ J% X2 I/ _' d4 Z
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XXOO并不是结论而是个问题...爽不爽才是答案...; y( E# Y9 w7 B5 b& _; N XXOO不是回答，而是提问。“喔喔”才是回答。 " M0 o' i8 i% d2 z ~- v6 { % U1 t3 v6 a2 N L2 z39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. 1 ~$ B4 t2 a1 R7 x6 d3 I" r2 Ua. 所谓的好姑娘，咳！就是还没被群众抓到的JP女·····6 x/ c! Y. c6 X9 F2 ^+ g# ~ 若得一世不见光，婊子也能立牌坊1 ?) z) [' D t% x7 p